Well, congratulations! You've found the secret page. I went to pretty good lengths to keep this as hidden as possible. If you're here, you deserve everything you're seeing, lol, so fucking deal with it!
I figure you were bright enough to get here, you know how to open images and things without me making fancy links and stuff to make it easy for you. All the images on this page are ON this page, lol, not thumbnails. They're just shrunk for style and flair. If you wanna see 'em, right click and explore your options.
There are a lot of photos and older memories I will later add, but for now I've been pestered to upload record of my inebriation. ^_^ Enjoy.
Quotes from Suzo and Joshua
From my drunken stupor.
Coming soon:
"Note to Self: Don't Fall Asleep"
"EX's Leave Scars"
Innappropriate Photoshop Fun
Things You Can Do With a Camera and a Jagermeister
Official List of Props and Clothes Suzo's Dogs Have Eaten
Top 10 Reasons Why NOT to Become a Magician
Dinner With Bizzaro: A Short Story About Hippies and How They Fuck Your Couch, Nigga.
and
Stories from The Church you can walk into and not burst into flames! It exists!